Welcome to the Online Home of Fiction Writer Alpert L Pine!

Introducing Adventure Guild
A new heroic fantasy webserial with a touch of humor  —
updates with a new chapter every Wednesday!


They'll Never Cheer Again
My debut novel, available now in paperback and electronic editions.
An homage to the slasher films of the late 70s and early 80s.

From the rear cover:

A brutal hazing incident leaves a freshman cheerleader hospitalized in a coma. In response, Casper Falls High School disbands both the football and cheerleading teams.

For a decade, the football field is quiet.

The school board has voted to bring back the football team and its cheerleaders.

Ann Howard's twin sister, Lauren, is one of those new cheerleaders. While Ann deals with the challenges of being an openly transgender teen in a closed-minded small town, her sister's place on the squad and some of Lauren's new friends threaten the previously rock-solid relationship between the siblings.

Meanwhile, a murderous force has awoken, intent on vengeance and driven by a single powerful mantra: They Will Never Cheer Again.



Other News!

Do Warehouse Agents Dream of Artifact Sheep?
I'm excited to share a Warehouse 13 fanfic that I've written, which includes heavy reference to the fiction of Philip K. Dick. The story is called "Do Warehouse Agents Dream of Artifact Sheep?"


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